Wanton Cuddle Ho

Making quantum probability theory and multi-d universe theory work within the same space-time string was very difficult.

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whatnotkupo:

bankuei:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

babybutta:

anime-pussy:

shittykouhai:

thatbosniankid:

friezathemahoushojou:

negakuura:

grellandcompany:

jaaaaaeger:

humaxgh0ull:

commanderarlert-sir:

captaincrunchmakesmebleed:

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Tokyo ghoul. Fuck

Yep were fuck

FreeI’m safe

Kuroshitsuji… if I’m dreaming, let me die happy.

Dragon Ball Z
:D

Space Dandy
Yay

Ghoul… Fuck

Kill La Kill… not so fucked

Yamishibai
I’m fucked.

Jo’s Jo’s Bizarre adventure.

Sailor Moon!…I’m feeling good about my chances.

Aldnoah Zero - moderately fucked.  I could get vaporized but at least it wouldn’t be as bad as living in Knights of Sedonia or Attack on Titan…

Utena…on one hand - swords, badass women, and gender fuckery.  Even better, my paranoia regarding driving and cars is justified.  >DOn the other hand, I will have to beware shirtless men.  How tragic. :’(

Kupo, that is not the worst thing about being stuck in the world of Utena.

whatnotkupo:

bankuei:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

babybutta:

anime-pussy:

shittykouhai:

thatbosniankid:

friezathemahoushojou:

negakuura:

grellandcompany:

jaaaaaeger:

humaxgh0ull:

commanderarlert-sir:

captaincrunchmakesmebleed:

?

Tokyo ghoul. Fuck

Yep were fuck

Free
I’m safe

Kuroshitsuji… if I’m dreaming, let me die happy.

Dragon Ball Z

:D

Space Dandy

Yay

Ghoul… Fuck

Kill La Kill… not so fucked

Yamishibai

I’m fucked.

Jo’s Jo’s Bizarre adventure.

Sailor Moon!…I’m feeling good about my chances.

Aldnoah Zero - moderately fucked.  I could get vaporized but at least it wouldn’t be as bad as living in Knights of Sedonia or Attack on Titan…

Utena…on one hand - swords, badass women, and gender fuckery.  Even better, my paranoia regarding driving and cars is justified.  >D
On the other hand, I will have to beware shirtless men.  How tragic. :’(

Kupo, that is not the worst thing about being stuck in the world of Utena.

Filed under memes replies I think I'm still on Sakamichi so you know being a gaijin in sixties Japan but my grandmother loved it a couple decades later so maybe it'd work out hey! I could go gamble with my grandmother after a couple of decades! I'd probably be her age! wow cool! ahem anyway yes being stuck in the world of Utena involves things like eternal high schools and bat crazy student council members and LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT SIBLINGS OKAY

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angle-of-depression:

ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

idk about a german word but there is an English phrase: go to church

I’m gonna make up Knuspertagessnackpyjamaplötzpornbewusstsein

and

scheinheiligheuchlerisch for the latter

(via queenofthepiskies)

Filed under nimblermortal plays with German fun fact: Heuchler is a word most Germans do not know they have

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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

(via jenesaispourquoi)

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tolkienreadalong:

aturinfortheworse:

Pretty much since Tolkein’s first publishings, there have been groups of Christians who believed his work would make readers less Christian. This is despite the fact that, as Hutton puts it,

…it is very clear from some of his writings… that he wished to be regarded as a Christian author, whose faith informed both his attitude to the study of literature and the creation of new forms of it.

Reading the Ainulindalë, it’s easy to see how he’s a Christian writer. But if you read only The Hobbit and LOTR, his characters seem almost atheistic - or perhaps secular would be a better word. 

I forgot to include this in my collection, but for our anniversary my beloved bought me a copy of The Ring and the Cross: Christianity and The Lord of The Rings. It’s a collection of papers on the subject, with extensive notes and a lot of first-person language and even a little good natured rivalry between authors. There is also an essay called “Confronting the world’s weirdness: JRR Tolkien’s The Children of Hurin.” This book is what I would be if I was a book: dry, bitchy, esoteric and totally obsessed with worldbuilding, religion and the children of Hurin.

So anyway, I’ll probably be talking about that for a while, and if anyone wishes to join in my discussions with myself that’d be baller. 

Both of those books sound interesting, and have been added to my list of Tolkien-related books to check out. But if I may add to the general discussion of Tolkien, fantasy, and Christianity, this quote from Tolkien’s essay “On Fairy Stories”:

Fantasy can, of course, be carried to excess. It can be ill done. It can be put to evil uses. It may even delude the minds out of which it came. But of what human thing in this fallen world is that not true? Men have conceived not only of elves, but they have imagined gods, and worshipped them, even worshipped those most deformed by their authors’ own evil. But they have made false gods out of other materials: their notions, their banners, their monies; even their sciences and their social and economic theories have demanded human sacrifice. Abusus non tollit usum. Fantasy remains a human right: we make in our measure and in our derivative mode, because we are made: and not only made, but made in the image and likeness of a Maker.

Tolkien’s basically saying that the false gods in fantasy works are no worse or harmful than the false gods of the material world, and that it’s natural for humans to make up imaginary worlds, because we are (according to Christian belief, obviously) made in the image and likeness of God, who is himself a creator. It’s probably one of my favorite of Tolkien’s “real world” passages. 

(via jenesaispourquoi)

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nanodash:

If you roll a circle around a circular perimeter with twice the radius of the circle (think Spirograph, guys) each point on the circumference of the smaller circle actually moves along a straight line. The above video is the proof. (It’s too long to gif, just watch it!)

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meenahpreshuspeixes:

asbehsam:

#WHEN IT COMES TO PORTRAYAL OF A HEALTHY LOVELY RELATIONSHIP IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE, PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH HTTYD2 AND PAY GOOD ATTENTION TO HOW BEAUTIFULLY DREAMWORKS DISPLAYS A NATURAL COUPLE AND LEARN THAT NORMAL COUPLE BODY LANGUAGE AND LITTLE GLANCES AND TOUCHES AND SHOWING HOW INTIMATE AND COMFORTABLE THEY ARE AROUND EACH OTHER AND HOW THEY HAVE PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FUTURE FAR OUTWEIGHS KISSING AND EYE-SCREWING AND SINGING SILLY SONGS AND CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FORCE THEIR LOVE STORY ON THE AUDIENCE BY CLICHE SCENES AND DIALOGUES AND TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO MAKE THE COUPLE BELIEVABLE EVEN THOUGH THEY HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE GIVE US MORE ASTRID AND HICCUP

THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS LASTED FOR 5 YEARS
5 FUCKING YEARS
I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD A BFF FOR THAT LONG SO SEEING THIS ON THE SCREEN WAS JUST AWE INSPIRING TO ME

meenahpreshuspeixes:

asbehsam:

#WHEN IT COMES TO PORTRAYAL OF A HEALTHY LOVELY RELATIONSHIP IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE, PEOPLE SHOULD WATCH HTTYD2 AND PAY GOOD ATTENTION TO HOW BEAUTIFULLY DREAMWORKS DISPLAYS A NATURAL COUPLE AND LEARN THAT NORMAL COUPLE BODY LANGUAGE AND LITTLE GLANCES AND TOUCHES AND SHOWING HOW INTIMATE AND COMFORTABLE THEY ARE AROUND EACH OTHER AND HOW THEY HAVE PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FUTURE FAR OUTWEIGHS KISSING AND EYE-SCREWING AND SINGING SILLY SONGS AND CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FORCE THEIR LOVE STORY ON THE AUDIENCE BY CLICHE SCENES AND DIALOGUES AND TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO MAKE THE COUPLE BELIEVABLE EVEN THOUGH THEY HARDLY KNOW EACH OTHER PLEASE GIVE US MORE ASTRID AND HICCUP

THIS RELATIONSHIP HAS LASTED FOR 5 YEARS

5 FUCKING YEARS

I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD A BFF FOR THAT LONG SO SEEING THIS ON THE SCREEN WAS JUST AWE INSPIRING TO ME

(Source: dreamwurks, via verdigrisvagabond)

Filed under yes this speaking as an aro ace I really loved this relationship it made me happy the first third of this movie was so beautiful the next two thirds spent time slowly destroying all of my hopes and leaving me vaguely unsatisfied

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logosthenes asked: doesn't senf mean mustard?

Yes, it does! But the German expression “mein Senf” is directly equivalent to the English expression “my two cents”, in the sense of “That’s my two cents, anyway.”

I would say what exactly I use this tag for, but I can’t quite qualify it. My opinions and my life, I guess, neither of which anyone is required to to be interested in.

(As a rule I assume you are all here for the occasional reblogs of DW stuff, and if I am not busily reblogging things about Martha’s character arc in season whatever, I should tag it somehow for you to skip. Or, if you want to skip the things about Martha’s character arc in season whatever, that’s tagged dw.)

Filed under nimblermortals Senf FAQ well done Logos for asking and for knowing things also I love that abbreviating your url makes you Logos all hail in the beginning there was the Word (wait wasn't it a particular branch of heresy that thought of the Logos emanating... stuff?) anyway thank you for making me happy